February 2012
calmgiant:
How to properly pronounce Bon Iver
1 tag
ORDERED DOMINO’S WITH DEVIN. NOW TO FIND SOME AWESOME MOVIES ON NETFLIX TO WATCH.
shanksmuseum:
gleefah:
the god squad
the gay squad
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM Peeta: ALSO Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE Daughter: Dad why are you even- Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
idiotblogger:
If Liberty from degrassi can get a boyfriend, AND get pregnant
I can too
1 tag
parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name too
parents: what
me:
me: what
peetababy:
readymind:
In the movie theater we’ll be like the careers, because we’ve been getting ready for this for a long time now. We’ll know what we’re doing there. We know what can happen, what will happen and mentally, we’re ready to face it. The rest of the spectators won’t be ready. They probably won’t make it and I’m pretty sure they’ll hate us.
Watchvaginalsalsa:
vomitonme:
mymoviestartshere:
fuckhardandmakenoise:
zipzipriot:
ibechristen:
uglyreckless:
untoldst0ries:
drug-life:
LMFAO I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE HAHAHAHAHAH
only a black guy could pull this off omg.
i know all the words to this song now \m/
his FEET AT THE END OMG
Only reblogging for the feet at the end.. hahahah. I nearly peed myself.
...
katniss-everdweeb:
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
And the faster you ran or walked the faster the internet would load.